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John Titor - First Appearance (2010)[]
294 Name :JOHN TITOR : 2010/07/28(Wed) 20:11:45 ID:QA4nAofm0
I don't expect you to believe me that I came from the year 2036.
I see that everyone would like to know more about my time machine.
Time travel technology was developed by SERN. They completed the first time machine in 2034
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295 Name: Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 20:12:21 ID: LSpA4iZc0
time traveler lol
john titor lol
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296 Name:Kurigohan and Kamehameha :2010/07/28(Wed) 20:15:08 ID:Yhdly4Ep0
moar details on the time machine
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296 Name:Anonymous :2010/07/28(Wed) 20:15:54 ID:mmPAFHOUO
Do they sell time machines?
How much do they cost?
I've got about a hundred million yen saved.Can you send me one?
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343 Name:JOHN TITOR : 2010/07/28(Wed) 20:47:42 ID:QA4nAofm0
SERN has a monopoly on time machines. Not even the most powerful nations on Earth can acquire one, to say nothing of private citizens. SERN has used their time machine for power. By 2036, the world has become a dystopia
There is no war. No conflict. However, that is a false peace founded on the complete eradication of liberty.
What does "lol" mean?
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344 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 20:48:19 ID:3rwA/eS40
Why did you come to this time?
Was the Akiba satellite crash your doing!!1!1
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345 Name:Anonymous 2010/07/28(Wed) 20:48:37 ID:jCOZxGQvO
Wait guyz
Titor-san doesn't understand @channel lingo
Let's keep it simple, kay?
If you know what I mean
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346 Name:Anonymous 2010/07/28(Wed) 20:50:00 ID:SKdZBt7h0
>>343
Get a tripcode, asshole
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476 Name:JOHN TITOR : 2010/07/28(Wed) 22:07:41 ID:QA4nAofm0
I came here to change my future. In other words, your future. My mission is to destroy SERN's dystopia and restore freedom to the world.
This is a wonderful time you're living in. Everyone is free.
But you will lose it all in just twenty short years. It is vitally important that you understand what the future has in store.
What is a tripcode? I might get one if you tell me.
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477 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 22:07:52 ID:woBqDu/kO
You said only SERN has time machines.
You have a time machine. That must mean that you're working for SERN.
Therefore, your goal can't be to destroy SERN. You're a fraud.QED
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478 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 22:08:20 ID:0EmRpgq80
What's a dystopia?
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479 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 22:09:18 ID:4EfUbpVLO
How can SERN take over the world in just 20 years? Look at the Middle East. You've been reading too much manga if you think you can get those guys to stop killing each other.
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480 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 22:11:06 ID:hXalbr0U0
Who asked you to change the future? You trying to play God?
If they're promising world peace, then I for one welcome our new SERN overlords.
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523 Name:JOHN TITOR : 2010/07/28(Wed) 22:43:19 ID:QA4nAofm0
My time machine is a prototype reverse-engineered from stolen SERN technology.
Compared to their time machine, its capabilities are quite limited.In 2036, the world is ruled by a single all-powerful governing body.
They administrate every aspect of our lives, deciding what we will eat, where we will live, and whom we will marry. There is no privacy and no choice.
Anybody who dares oppose them is eliminated. There are no trials.
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524 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 22:44:33 ID:JLrNSYyx0
in movies and stuff small changes to the past cause huge changes to the future
you've already changed the present by coming here
what happens if you make unexpected changes to the future?
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525 Name:Kurigohan and Kamehameha :2010/07/28(Wed) 22:44:51 ID:hdly4Epi0
>implying SERN rules the world
Do you even know what SERN is? lol
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526 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 22:45:24 ID:QqJKWbsa0 OP is a troll lol
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527 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 22:46:32 ID:DBCLLiEc0
so if we find his dad and kill him
then this time traveler (lmao) will never be born and we won't have to listen to this bullshit amirite
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528 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 22:47:41 ID:swA91YlrO
I want to know if you can meet your past self
Can you have selfcest?
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689 Name:JOHN TITOR : 2010/07/28(Wed) 23:31:58 ID:QA4nAofm0
You're talking about the so-called 'Grandfather Paradox'. That has been debunked. This worldline has a divergence of 0.571024% compared to the worldline I came from. Killing my father would alter divergence, creating a worldline where my father is dead.
However, it would not erase this worldline. I would go on existing.SERN is a particle physics research institution. That hasn't changed in 2036.
It is possible to meet your past self.
The prevailing theory is that nothing would happen.I, however, haven't met my past self.
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690 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 23:32:29 ID:JBL5mmm180
if ur really a time traveler then fucking prove it
post time machine pics or gtfo
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691 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 23:33:10 ID:gzWW0UajO
The many-worlds interpretation? Whoah, slow down, bro
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692 Name:Kurigohan and Kamehameha :2010/07/28(Wed) 23:34:26 ID:hdly4Ep10
>research institution taking over the world
lolwut
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711 Name:JOHN TITOR : 2010/07/28(Wed) 23:49:26 ID:QA4nAsfn0
I do not feel the need to prove that I am what I say I am.
I am only posting these messages on a whim. My mission comes first
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712 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 23:49:45 ID:YmIvn94/0
What are worldlines?
Can you meet yourself from another worldline?
What happens if you do?
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713 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 23:50:36 ID:SKdZBth70
>>476
Late reply. A tripcode is a way to identify posters
Put #password after your name
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714 Name:Anonymous : 2010/07/28(Wed) 23:51:11 ID:DBCLLiE0
lol backpedaling
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807 Name:JOHN TITOR fBVuYnoyWU: 2010/07/29(Thu) 00:50:57 ID:4Co5c6io0
Worldlines are like an infinite number of rivers flowing in parallel.
Along the new way, they are constantly branching into new worldlines.
This is called divergence.
For example, whether or not you post on this message board has practically no effect on this worldlines's divergence.But if you were murdered, let's say, then divergence would change.
However, it would only change by about 0.000002%, if that.
A single human's death is not terribly significant on a global scale.
Thanks for telling me about tripcodes.
I'll make sure to use this from now on.I'm starting to get tired, so let's pick up again tomorrow.
It's been fun talking to everybody.
John Titor - Second Appearance (2010)[]
[WIP]
John Titor - Third Appearance (2010)[]
229 Name: JOHN TITOR fBVuYnoyWU : 2010/07/30(Fri) 17:36:29 ID:nE2bVz8AO
The Everett-Wheeler model is correct. Please look it up to learn more.
It seems you're all still clinging to preconceived notions of time.
Time does not simply run from past to future like a car on a one-way street.
To be more specific, the laws of causality do not allow contradictions to occur. If the result of an event -- the effect -- is changed, the event itself -- the cause -- also changes to prevent a paradox.
That's why there are so few people who can observe changes in divergence.
{Divergence being the worldline's percent difference from the standard}
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230 Name: Anonymous
Die troll You claim to be a time traveler without any proof
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231 Name : Anonymous
Stock trends plz I'm counting on you mr. time traveler
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232 Name : KuriGohan and Kamehameha [Insert rest of the information]
If you can't observe changes in divergence, then how can you possibly measure it?
Oh, I know? Your time machine has a magical device that measures it for you lololololol
Oh, and you still haven't explained how a research institution conquers the world. Details plox
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233 Name : Anonymous
Oh noes! Humanity is doomed! whathassciencedone.jpg
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234 Name : Anonymous
Lol, newbs responding to troll thread
This Titor guy's a bad troll
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235 Name : Houoin Kyouma [Insert rest of the information]
Don't you people have anything to offer besides insults? How about contributing to the discussion, plebeian scum!
If you assume that time doesn't flow in a straight line, then the idea of time travel is much easier to swallow.
In such a scenario, a time machine traveling to the past doesn't need to fight against the flow of time!
I say Titor's points have merit.
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236 Name : Anonymous
Tell me which horse wins the next Emperor's Cup I'll bet my entire life savings
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237 Name : Anonymous
Evertt Wheeler model = many-worlds interpretation
Basically, that means parallel worlds.
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238 Name : Anonymous
What's with all the stupid nametags?
This Hououin Kyouma is more annoying than Titor.
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239 Name : Anonymous [Insert rest of the information]
You can yourslef John Titor but you're fluent in Japanese...
Writing in English would at least make it seem more believable.
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311 Name : JOHN TITOR fBVuYnoyWU : 2010/07/20(Fri) 17:36:29 ID: nE2bVz8AO
No one seems particularly interested in what I said about time not flowing in a single direction.
That's proof that you preconceptions are deeply ingrained.
Honestly, it bothers me that you simply accept that as the truth.
I'm starting to see why SERN was able to take over so easily.
Whenever a major event causes divergence to change, the timeline is reconstructed to prevent paradoxes from occurring.
For example, let's say that a major even causes this worldline to diverge into a new worldline, call it worldline B.
On worldline B, I'm afraid to say, @channel never existed.
As the timeline is reconstructed, all of your memories of reading and posting on @channel will disappear, to be replaced by memories of you doing something else.
In other words, by changing the present, you change the past.
I wrote about SERN yesterday. The only other thing I can say is that you must not believe their lies. They have already succeeded at creating micro black holes.
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312 Name : Houoin Kyouma [Insert rest of the information]
>>KuriGohan and Kamehameha
I desire only to quench my intellectual thirst. Unlike you closed-minded fools, I will reserve judgement until after I'ver heard what Titor has to say.
And then, I will make contact with Titor and acquire his time machine for myself.
The great mad scientist, Hououin Kyouma, will have the last laugh!
Suck it, sleazebags!
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Name : Anonymous
Tell me stock prices or die
I won't believe until you tell me!
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Name : KuriGohan and Kamehameha [Insert rest of the information]
>>311
That's not reconstructing the world, you idiot, that's altering people's memories.
Who can alter the memories of nearly 6.7 billion people?
Do you even realize how stupid that sounds?
I think I would have noticed if someone went and screwed with my brain.
And what does any of that have to do with the manly-worlds interpretation?
Do some research lol.
>micro black holes
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